I've been in Miami for less than 12 hours

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07/10/2019 at 09:09 • Filed to: None

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I’ve already seen an Enzo, several Huracans, Panamera’s, a MC12, classic 911's, 488's, 458's, and yeah....

oh and more fishing related decorations than ever before.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/10/2019 at 09:15

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I recall going to california, orange county by the beach and expensive homes to be specific, and thinking that BMWs were basically hondas to these people. Most cars were a luxury brand, and BMWs seemed to just be the default. Turn 16 you get a bmw, start earning money you can hve a real car.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/10/2019 at 09:35

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Welcome to Florida. Sadly I don’t think I’ll be anywhere near Miami soon so RIP potential oppomeet. However, you should visit Central Florida by me for the crackhead fights  ambience and scenery.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > MonkeePuzzle
07/10/2019 at 09:36

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There’s money “ pockets” everywhere. I went to public school in Pennsylvania. I had a little Mazda Protege5, it was really nice for a high school kid only a few years old...It was the second shittiest car in the parking lot. One of my pals had a 80's C amaro that was a real beater, we loved it though.

One girl got a brand new range rover (I wanna say that this was the P38 era 2002-2003 ) it was a really nice dark grey. She didn’t like it so they had a brand new car REPAINTED! Great choice though...Estoril Blue!


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/10/2019 at 09:37

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Miami be like that


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > MonkeePuzzle
07/10/2019 at 09:51

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BMW = Basic Marin Wagon


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/10/2019 at 09:51

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All “earned” on the up and up as well - there have never been any financial shenanigans in south Florida, and the highrises of Miami were financed through completely legit and transparent sources. No white powder .


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/10/2019 at 09:52

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Kinja'd!!! fintail > MonkeePuzzle
07/10/2019 at 09:52

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Heck, it’ s like that in the suburban Seattle enclave where I live.

“Earning” can be funny when parents fund the free ride, arrange the job, fund the down payment, etc.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > fintail
07/10/2019 at 10:03

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > MonkeePuzzle
07/10/2019 at 10:05

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Hilarious.  Oh, these bootstrappers.


Kinja'd!!! JustAnotherG6 > MonkeePuzzle
07/10/2019 at 10:10

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The year after I graduated High School I had heard there was a Sophomore that was driving a Viper GTS! T his was in Omaha, NE which has $$ but not southern California $$$$$.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > MonkeePuzzle
07/10/2019 at 10:10

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My sister and her family still live in SoCal. My nephew, who just turned 16, got a brand new X2 as his first car and wrecked it on the way home from the dealer. My sister and I grew up in an upscale neighborhood in Orange County, near the coast,  but the thought of such expensive first cars was out of the question for us; I got mom’s hand-me-down VW Dasher wagon as my first car, and she got an old, 1st generation Accord hatch.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > JustAnotherG6
07/10/2019 at 10:16

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I recall a kid at my highschool had an Hummer, when they first became available to the public, BIIIG bucks. anyway, it got keyed a few times (because high schoolers suck) for taking up more than 1 space. So he gave it to his sister, and he acquired a Porsche.

total tool, he parked it on the football field all the time.

anyway. big money just replaced with big money. 


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/10/2019 at 10:51

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Was just in Miami Beach, never saw so many Rolls in my life.  Also Hurican, 488, 458, 720S.  Nothing crazy like that though!


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/10/2019 at 11:19

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Miami car spotting is fun. 

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